another day another play :)

if u've done ur mba .. then skip this :D .. this is on people who have been an MBA for too long ... :))

You ask the waiter what the restaurant's core competencies are.
You decide to re-org your family into a "team-based Organization."
You refer to dating as test marketing.
You write executive summaries on your love letters.
You celebrate your wedding anniversary by conducting a performance review.
You believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues" and "Improvement opportunities".
You end every argument by saying, "let's talk about this off-line".
You talk to the waiter about process flow when dinner arrives late.
Your Valentine's Day cards have bullet points. :))
You start to feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.
You insist that you do some more market research before you do your Spouse produces another child.
At your last family reunion, you wanted to have an emergency meeting about their brand equity.
Your "deliverable" for Sunday evening is clean laundry and paid bills.
You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.
You ask the car salesman if the car comes with a whiteboard and Internet connection.
You give constructive feedback to your dog.
You give your girlfriend a golden handshake on the way out!

Posted by Surinder at Thursday, February 17, 2005 |